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Culture & Artsby Simon Pollock3:14 pmDec 11, 20110

Christmas tree with a twist: Santa delivers it and throws in the pork

Pork ‘N Pine delivers a carnivore’s Christmas.

Above: Have you been nice enough this year to deserve a bicycling Santa who brings a Douglas Fir, a pulled pork sandwich and Mariah Carey to your doorstep?

The Christmas spirit takes some odd forms in Baltimore. This year you may see it biking through rowhouse neighborhoods in a Santa costume with a small tree in tow, ensconced in the heady scent of slow-cooked pork.

What is Santa doing delivering a tree from a bicycle, you ask, and why is he throwing in a pulled pork sandwich?

Why, it’s a Christmas miracle! Otherwise known as Pork ‘N Pine, a business started by a 29-year-old Federal Hill man named Jason Toraldo.

“I bring them the pork, the bun and the tree,” Toraldo explains. “I keep it simple and make it about the holiday cheer.”

Fortified with an athletic build, a love of bicycling and a group of supportive friends, Toraldo spent the last two weekends delivering freshly cut Douglas Firs around the city. (He gets them from a friend’s tree farm in Harford County. The sandwiches come from a friend’s dad, Don Scholl, of Big C’s Pulled Pork in Glen Burnie.)

He charges $45 for the package.

Trees in Toraldo's backyard.

Trees ready for delivery in Toraldo's backyard. (Photo by Simon Pollock)

The name of his business is emblazoned on his bicycle trailer and stapled to the brown paper bag containing the sandwich. (He brings you the bun and, in a plastic container, the pulled pork, separating the components to prevent sogginess.)

Jovial is perhaps the best way to describe Toraldo, whose day-job is outreach coordinator for the Johns Hopkins-affiliated Center for Talented Youth.

Where others might have considered the idea, then rolled over in bed and forgotten it, Toraldo saw the opportunity to combine two great things – Christmas trees and drippy hot-meat sandwiches – and followed through.

“As soon as we came up with the name,” he said, “we knew we had something.”

Santa with a Boom Box

I joined “Toraldo Claus” yesterday as he biked up to four customers’ doors, a tree in tow and holiday tunes blaring out of an old boom box.

Though he has his own beard, his Santa outfit is topped off by a flowing white wizard’s beard, which occasionally obscures his vision on windy deliveries.

He and his housemate, Bart Viguers, wrestled a tree from his backyard and positioned it on a small detachable trailer behind his mountain bike.

Jason Toraldo (aka Sandwich Claus) hands the pulled pork over to Greg Merboth. (Photo by Simon Pollock)

Jason Toraldo hands over the pulled pork to Greg Merboth. (Photo by Simon Pollock)

“It’s hilarious, but also a lot of fun,” says Dan Kestler, who also lives with Toraldo. The housemates were joined by a friend, Laura Ford, who Toraldo credits with much of his advertising strategy.

The five of us mounted our bicycles on the sunny afternoon and took off in search of a nearby customer’s home.

“It’s cool to keep it local,” says Viguers, in between bicycle trips. “A big part of this is song selection too,” added Toraldo. Before setting off we agreed, after some discussion, on Run DMC’s “Christmas in Hollis.”

 (lto r) Dan Kessler, Laura Ford, Bart Viguers and Jason Toraldo. (Photo by Simon Pollock)

Santa and his helpers: (right to left) Toraldo with Bart Viguers, Laura Ford and Dan Kessler. (Photo by Simon Pollock)

We stopped briefly to adjust the tree and deal with some major “tire-rubbage.” We also decided to change the music before we arrived at the Federal Hill home of Ellie Cochran and Greg Merboth.

Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” seemed fitting.

They greeted the delivery with broad smiles. “I saw him riding his bike last weekend,” said Cochran, who seemed delighted that music came with the unique door-to-door service.

“It was also cheaper than getting it from the Little League field like we did last year,” said Merboth, who had heard about Pork ‘N Pine via the internet community Reddit.

He and others may have discovered Pork ‘N Pine online, but the five us pedaling through Federal Hill served as a much more unique form of publicity.

Many passersby stopped and stared.

Toraldo knew what to do. He hailed them all with a hearty “Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas” and kept on rolling.

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